Speaking of people who are totally 100% definitely not racist…
Paula Deen would like you know she’s a
butter better woman now, y’all.
If you haven’t heard, it has come out in a lawsuit from Deen’s restaurant’s former general manager alleging that she was called the n-word and sexually harassed, among other things, by Paula Deen and Deen’s brother, BUBBA.
Among some of the things she copped to in her testimony, which is here if you want to read through this damn thing…
Paula Deen, today, has released not ONE, not TWO, but THREE statements / apologies for, well, saying this racist crap.
This one, which was first unlisted on YouTube, was outed so her PR people made it private. Then, they made it public. THEN, they removed it again. So here’s a copy:
Paula Deen’s just BEGGING ya’ll for forgiveness! And you gotta’ love how she couldn’t even make a straight-up 45 second statement without multiple cuts. Maybe her PR team realized this because after taking that down, they put up this one:
and this third one’s making the ‘rounds too:
As you can see, not only is she not the sharpest butter knife in the drawer but the people she surrounds herself with don’t seem much sharper. I mean, the day her racist comments came to light, her Twitter account tweeted this now deleted tweet:
Food Network has announced they will not be renewing her contract. So y’all have to find someone else who’ll get paid by big pharma to hawk diabetes pills all while teaching you how to butter the butter on your fried butter.