I came across this tweeter. “Loud, proud and country by the grace of God & Texas” was her Twitter bio.
"Loud, proud and country by the grace of God & Texas" and also totally 100% not racist! "Just really tired and grumpy." You know how it is! How many times do you come home from a long day at work with a terrible migraine and you just have the urge to tweet "niggers" and make a crack about welfare.
But, just remember, she is definitely not racist.
Shit. That sounds pretty racist. BUT, HOLD UP. She also retweeted THIS:
Whew! There it is again. “no I’m not racist.” Thank god! For a second there I almost thought you were. Good thing you made it clear that you’re not. You’re just a super-duper-not-racist God-loving Texas girl…
"Texas Treasure" indeed.
Update: I literally just published this post and she tweets this. Too good not to share…