Today is Mother’s Day! What did you do today for your mother today? Surprise your mom with flowers? Take your mama out for brunch? Or perhaps you used the day to…spread a bunch of hate on the internet?
There was a whole lotta’ that going on today. And I can tell you, no, it is not an awkward day for children whose parents are of the same sex.
But, unlike most, this fella’ just went on and on and on and on. For example:
Poor schmuck doesn’t even realize his crazy ass rationalizing of things doesn’t even make the tiniest of sense. “Kids” is already a gender neutral word!
No, it won’t.
No, it doesn’t.
No, they do have mothers and they don’t need your bullshit “prayers.”
Anyway, homophobic gay marriage haters weren’t the only one’s polluting the internet on Mother’s Day.
Conservatives thought it was the perfect day to…
make fun of President Obama’s deceased mother.
As @quickliftzwick on Twitter points out: as you can see, all those other Presidents’ mothers were born old. They totally didn’t do anything back in their youth, only Obama’s mom!
Anyway, fuck these people.
Happy Mother’s Day!