Gather ‘round gang! Hop in the Mystery Machine! Don’t forget the Scooby snacks! Here’s the story of how Obama / the FBI / the Illuminati tried to frame poor innocent Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston bombing suspect, for the crime of the century!
And they all would have gotten away with it too…if it wasn’t for you meddling #FreeJahar kids!
Look how proud they are! They solved the mystery with only a bunch of pictures released by the mainstream media! The same mainstream media that they accuse of helping frame Jahar!
Anyway, there it is! A backpack! On the floor of Jahar’s room…in plain sight! And we all know that since the “one backpack per person” law was enacted, it is IMPOSSIBLE for Jahar to have owned MORE THAN ONE BACKPACK!
Yes, the FBI was able to orchestrate this whole big thing…but forgot all about the ONE and ONLY backpack!
Yes! How can the sole backpack, which cannot be mass produced or replicated , be in both places?! I SMELL COVERUP…
"Where IS the logic? Right there is NONE." There’s no pulling one over on the #FreeJahar mystery crew!
How could Jahar’s friends hide / destroy poor innocent Jahar’s only backpack?!
Nevermind why would you even need friends to get rid of any item if you’re completely uninvolved and innocent…THAT doesn’t matter. GOD, PAY ATTENTION HERE SHEEPLE.
You’re right, Twitter user “JaharsInnocence.” Having more than one backpack? Unheard of! It just doesn’t make any sense.
Interestingly tweets cracking the case started disappearing from Twitter. (The FBI is removing them, obviously. Definitely not tweets being deleted out of sheer embarrassment of people making fun of them for their stupidity…)
Is this starting to make sense to you?
No? You mean you think it IS possible Jahar had more than one backpack?
Well, no shit. But don’t try to tell the #FreeJahar crew that! These kids are extremely bright and have done plenty of research on the Boston marathon bombing. They have found the PROOF and there is no changing their minds…
Props to the hilarious @boring_as_heck for bringing the great #freejahar backpack truther conspiracy to light.