May 2013
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Sexists Not Happy That A WOMAN Dared to Interrupt...
OH MY GOD. Did you hear that a WOMAN dared to stand up and interrupt President Obama’s speech to speak out on some very important issues like Guantanamo Bay and the killing of 16 year old Abdulrahman al-Awlaki? Well, that is exactly what Code Pink’s Medea Benjamin, a FEMALE, did. And would you look at that, Medea is a LADY. Just who does SHE think SHE is? Hint: She is a NOT A MAN.
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Hateful Bigots Think Gay Children Will Destroy The...
Governor of Texas and failed GOP 2012 Presidential candidate Rick Perry took to Twitter this morning to pray to the Lord Almighty that the Boy Scouts of America uphold the teachings of Jesus and discriminate against those filthy, filthy gays.
Rick Perry got his way…SORT OF. The Boy Scouts of America will now allow openly gay scouts, however they are still banning gay scout leaders....
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Man Killed In Horrible London Machete Attack,...
What do you do when a man is killed in the streets where you live? According to some wonderful humans, you call for the mass slaughter of all those who practice the same religion that the killers may practice!
There was a horrific attack today in Woolwich in southeast London. Two men attacked another man, who is believed to be a soldier, and then beheaded him with a machete. Literally, what the...
#WhenISeeAObamaBumperSticker: A Grammatically...
For most of Monday, the following hashtag was trending in the United States:
#WhenISeeAObamaBumperSticker. Interesting…
@JDun1989, the guy who started the hashtag, probably should’ve paid more attention in class as the grammatically correct way of putting it is “When I See AN Obama bumper sticker.”
Anyway, the point of the trending topic was to yuck it up with...
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Massive Tornado Hits Oklahoma; Right Wing Mocks,...
Listen, I realize everyone has their own ways to deal with tragedy. I’m definitely not one to say “this is not time to politicize.” Everything is political and everything that happens within our government has an impact on how we live with our every day lives. For example, it is most definitely OK to make the relevant observation that the federal government will thankfully...
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Sadly, You Cannot Give $1 Million of Your...
“Almost everything you post on this blog is so terrible and depressing!”
Yes, I know. It’s a message I often receive on here. So, in order to combat the overwhelming sadness you all feel today from not winning the lottery or the news that Yahoo is probably buying Tumblr for $1.1 Billion (around double that of the $590+ million Powerball jackpot ONE PERSON from Florida won last...
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Minnesota Now 12th State With Marriage Equality,...
That’s right! Except you forgot Delaware in between those two! Rhode Island, Delaware and Minnesota, ALL WITHIN ONE MONTH, have passed bills bringing marriage equality to their state. We’re up 12 states now. 12!
And homophobes, seeing that they are losing, are getting louder and louder…
#Nice #use #of #hashtags, #buddy.
I like how even amongst his own...
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Angelina Jolie Undergoes Mastectomy To Avoid...
In a piece for the New York Times, Angelina Jolie revealed she underwent a preventative double mastectomy. I’m not going to summarize it here because you should hear it coming from her. If you haven’t yet read it, you really should read it right now here.
Angelina Jolie shared a personal story in hopes of raising awareness on a number of issues, from the surgery itself to the...
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Happy Mother's Day! Love, A Bunch of A-Holes
Today is Mother’s Day! What did you do today for your mother today? Surprise your mom with flowers? Take your mama out for brunch? Or perhaps you used the day to…spread a bunch of hate on the internet?
There was a whole lotta’ that going on today. And I can tell you, no, it is not an awkward day for children whose parents are of the same sex.
But, unlike most, this...
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You're Not Cute. Have More Orgasms. "The 10 Things...
So I recently came across this website, Elite Daily. It calls itself “The Voice of Generation-Y.”
The link I stumbled on was to an article titled “The 10 Things Women Need to Realize in 2013.” OK. Let’s check this out…
OH, BOY. What the fuck is this? The first photo attached to the article should have tipped me off, but I was too focused on the name of the...
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As I Lay Dying Singer Attempts to Murder His Wife,...
Tim Lambesis of Christian metal band As I Lay Dying was arrested Tuesday night in a murder-for-hire plot. Apparently, he did the nice Christian thing and tried to hire a hitman to MURDER his wife, who was filing for divorce. More like As I Lazily Lay on the Couch While Someone Else Does My Dirty Work, I guess?
Anyway, what do you do when you hear about the lead singer of this band you like...
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Delaware Now the 11th State with Same-Sex...
OH, NO. What horrible, tragic event happened in Delaware today?!
A school shooting?! A bombing?! …two consenting adults being able to fall in love and get married?
Judging by the haters, looks like Delaware has become the 11th state to approve same-sex marriage! WOOO!
YOU HEAR THAT? ELEVEN. 11 STATES NOW.
So, go home, sucka’. 11 STATES. You can’t put a damper on...
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"Happy Cinco de Mayo...Now, Go Home!" Says...
Happy Cinco de Mayo! It’s the one day a year where most Americans, who usually complain about Mexicans and tell all the “illegals” to go home, pretend they are not racist! Why? So they could “celebrate” by getting drunk, of course!
However, here are a few party-poopers who can’t even NOT be racist for just this ONE DAY:
lmao. WHAT? Did you...
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#FreeJahar and the Case of the Mystery Backpack
Gather ‘round gang! Hop in the Mystery Machine! Don’t forget the Scooby snacks! Here’s the story of how Obama / the FBI / the Illuminati tried to frame poor innocent Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston bombing suspect, for the crime of the century!
And they all would have gotten away with it too…if it wasn’t for you meddling #FreeJahar kids!
Look how proud they...
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NBA Star Jason Collins Comes Out...and So Do The...
We had some fun with hack “journalist” loser Ben Shapiro and expert on all things “hero,” Tim Brando yesterday. Basically, they were none too happy that Jason Collins came out and became the first openly gay man in not only the NBA, but in all of the major pro sports.
However, while Ben Shapiro and Tim Brando were cowardly hiding their homophobia behind the meaning of the...
April 2013
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Tim Brando and Me, We Come From Different Worlds....
“HERO” is a very sacred word. Ben Shapiro, right wing “journalist” for Breitbart, has a VERY HIGH BAR for heroism, as we discussed in this post earlier.
Apparently, sports commentator Tim Brando shares those sentiments with Shapiro.
Tim Brando would like to make it very clear…Jason Collins, the NBA athlete who just came out as a gay man in the world of professional...
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Hack "Journalist" Heroically Explains Who Is &...
Today, NBA basketball player Jason Collins became the first major sports athlete to come out as a gay man. This is huge, especially in the sports world. It took a lot of courage for Jason Collins to basically put everything on the line and do this. LGBT kids now have an active role model in the sports world to look up to. In many ways, Jason Collins is a hero.
But, don’t you dare try and...
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You'd Like To Be Paid A Living Wage?! STOP BEING A...
Say you were a GOP Official in New Mexico & you’re listening to a 19 year old young woman testify in favor of raising the minimum wage.
What would you say?
Any of you correctly guess calling her a “radical bitch”? Anyone?
Because, as you can see, that is exactly what Executive Director of the Bernalillo County Republican Party in New Mexico, Steve Kush, called a 19 year...
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#ViolenceAgainstWomenIsWrong Trends, Guys Take to...
#ViolenceAgainstWomenIsWrong was a trending topic on Twitter for most of the day. It seems to have started by online personality Luke Brooks. And good for you, dude! Domestic violence is very much an issue with an overwhelming majority of women being the victim. In fact, every 9 seconds in the US a woman is assaulted or beaten.
But, as usual when any topic involving women and women’s rights...
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France Legalizes Gay Marriage! Homophobia Is...
France has just legalized gay marriage! Yay! Let me fire up the ole’ French-to-English translator so I can catch up with the celebrations over on Twitter…
Hmm…I wonder what that means…
“For a better world.”
Well, that sounds really nice. Maybe it means “Equality”? The answer must be in the hashtag. I mean, after all, #IlFautTuerLesHomosexuels...
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The Definitive "People Who Thought Chechnya was...
Two brothers from Chechnya. That was the official word early morning on Friday April 19th, 2013 as to who were behind the Boston marathon bombings. “Chechens.”
So, naturally, who do some brilliant citizens of the United States of America blame? The CZECH REPUBLIC, of course!
Here are those Twitter users who are brave enough to still have their tweets up for all to see:
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Boston is completely locked down as officials search for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, suspect #2 in the Boston marathon bombing. Police have told people to stay in their homes as an extremely armed and extremely dangerous man now possibly wanders their once safe neighborhood.
Know what the people of Boston can really use right now? Gun nuts roaming the streets shooting every which way as they try and find...
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A 7.8 magnitude earthquake hit Iran, leaving dozens dead, within 24 hours of the Boston marathon bombing. What is the connection? Well, there isn’t one…
…that is, unless you’re a big asshole:
(The person above deleted their account. But that won’t stop me from finding her shitty tweets and posting them here.)
Yeah, that was some...
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Secret Service intercepted a Ricin laced letter sent to President Obama on Wednesday. Perhaps your reaction to hearing about someone sending a poison laced letter to the President of the United States was “that’s crazy!” Or maybe “WTF?”
Or, if you’re like some of these people, perhaps it was “THANKS FOR NOTHING, SECRET SERVICE.”
I...
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You gotta admit, regardless of what you think of Obama, President George W. Bush at least kept us safe.
Though, I do feel like there’s this very important date I’m forgetting.
I swear there was just this one thing I promised to *never forget* and I just can’t put my finger on it…
That’s it! 9/11! Thank you, Bridget for reminding me with your...
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Two explosives went off at the Boston Marathon on Monday, April 15, 2013. There are reported casualties and many more reported injured. Information is still coming in and no one is sure who is behind the attacks. Domestic terrorists? Foreign terrorists? A lone, disturbed individual? WE JUST DON’T KNOW!
But, minutes after the explosions, internet tough guys and girls were already pointing...
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Jamie Foxx attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night to accept the 2013 Generation Award. He did so while wearing a shirt that had the phrase “kNOw Justice” above photos of Trayvon Martin and the Newtown kids.
Many intelligent humans would view Jamie Foxx’s shirt as a way a celebrity can bring awareness to America’s young people and remind them that justice has not...
Here are some of the wonderful responses I received on Tumblr to this food stamp hater public shaming post from the other night:
itsalwayssunnyinmybutthole:
thedestroyerofworlds:
natsukigirl:
I had to really question whether I wanted to take time out of my life to address someone who called me a “butthurt liberal,” especially when they go by “It’s Always Sunny...
Steve Stockman is a Republican Rep. from Texas. His re-election campaign’s official Twitter account tweeted this out:
“If babies had guns they wouldn’t be aborted.”
Yes, this is from an actual elected official.
I have a few questions for Mr. Stockman:
Does he propose that the baby shoot the doctor or the mother?
Did he come up with this idea all on his own or did Ted...
My favorite Public Shaming post may have finally met it’s match.
This is a classic. An absolute classic…
“Free food is for the lazy…unless the free food is for me!”
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Tensions are high between North Korea and the United States right now.
And it gets even worse. The kids who sit at the North Korean table in the school cafeteria are throwing mad shade at everyone who walks by, my North Korean friends won’t answer my text messages, and just this afternoon Kim Jong-Un stuffed me in a locker and stole my lunch money.
I guess they’re just...
This Tumblr launched in October of 2012, since then it has amassed a ton of new followers and a slew of new regular visitors. As new posts are being put together, I thought I would direct your attention so some of my favorite earlier posts that you may have missed…
THE VERY FIRST POST.
This racist kid complaining about welfare while reflecting on his dad losing his job.
This girl and this...
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Remember what North Korea did to the U.S. at Pearl Harbor?
No? Neither do I. I knew I should have paid more attention in History class. Luckily, the internet is full of of really smart people who will clue us dummies in on what happened in the past…
After seeing all those tweets, you’re still not convinced North Korea was responsible for the attack on Pearl Harbor?...
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Legendary movie critic Roger Ebert passed away today, just days after he announced his cancer had returned. I believe he was at the very least aware that this Tumblr blog existed because he once retweeted about it.
In honor of his genius, I will critique his critics: two thumbs down, you all suck.
The Silly “I’m Still Mad Roger Ebert Said Video Games Are Not Art (even though he...
(Note: I posted this last night as an answer on Tumblr. A few pointed out you cannot reblog an answer to a Tumblr Q and asked for me to repost this so they can reblog it.)
First of all, congrats! You are the first “Tumblr shaming” on the site.
Second of all, it’s too bad you sent this anonymously but it is so hilarious I had to reply anyway for all to see.
Now…YOU...
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Yu Darvish of the Texas Rangers was ONE out away from a perfect baseball game on Tuesday night when he gave up a single.
It was a great night for America’s two favorite pastimes: baseball and racism.
lmao. what is #carma?
Yes, missing out on perfect baseball game is totally the payback America has been waiting for…
See! At least this guy knows a bit of...
Anonymous asked: How exactly do you go about posting a group of tweets about people who are racist against Asians over a movie, then attribute the two thumbs up by Jim-Bob Belcher as being "Mitt Romney gives it two thumbs up." Neither he nor any other said anything about being Mitt supporters or being Republican at all, so why assume that all people who are racist must be? Isn't that, you know,...
ohgodkillerbees asked: Do you get hate mail? Because that seems like a good thing to post.
March 2013
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Hugo Chavez is the recently deceased former socialist President of Venezuela.
Cesar Chavez was a labor and civil rights activist. His birthday is celebrated every year on March 31st.
Easter Sunday, the day Christians celebrate the resurrection of Jesus, falls on March 31st this year.
Why am I telling you all this? Well, Google decided to put up a Google Doodle today, March 31st, 2013:
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Wondering what movie to see this weekend? Look no further than the film about North Korean terrorists invading the White House, Olympus Has Fallen!
What’s that you say? Oh, you’re one of those people who need to hear some reviews first? Not to worry! These fellow movie goers’ tweets are sure to sell you on the film:
Whenever I see someone use that specific slur, I...
You all saw the post yesterday on the guy who was against gay marriage? If not, you should take a look HERE first. Pretty crazy, right? But this is just one person…no?
hahahahahaha, NO.
What kind of person would say such things? ohhh….
I guess that cover photo explains a lot. I wonder what his tweets have to say…
And can’t forget this one…
Ever wonder what kind of person is against gay marriage?
Today is your lucky day! Let’s take a look…
Woops! Almost missed this one…
Complex published a “40 Hottest Women in Tech” slideshow this past friday proving once and for all that there is absolutely no sexism or misogyny in the tech world. The list ranks “women in tech” based on their amazing accomplishments and focuses on the work they have done so far.
Did I really just type that? I meant to say the list’s rankings were based on their...
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ABC’s 20/20 covered Steubenville on Friday night. They talked to one of the convicted rapists about his football career, underage drinking, and the dangers of social media. You know, THE IMPORTANT STUFF.
For example, here is the editor of Seventeen magazine speaking out about…SOCIAL MEDIA:
Rape is an “online behavior!” Social media is the problem here! OF COURSE. And...
“These Steubenville posts are pretty depressing. On the bright side, at least this is all contained to one town in Ohio!”
Did you read those tweets above? Sounds like Steubenville, Ohio right? But it’s not.
Clara Jeffery of Mother Jones gave me a heads up on these tweets. They were collected by Jessica Glenza for an article about a 13 year old sexual assault victim...
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If you thought these unbelievable reactions to Steubenville would just peter out, I guess you can say you were pretty, pretty wrong.
Part 1.
Part 2.
And here’s part 3:
Well, that last tweet took an unexpected turn.
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The victim-blaming, slut-shaming reactions to the Steubenville rape case keep pouring in. You can check out my first post on it here. Pointing out the worst responses and reactions to this all would not be complete without posting a clip of CNN grieving over the “ruined lives of the boys.” Watch that HERE.
Now, here are a few new tweets that make some of the reactions in my previous...
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The news out of Steubenville today is a *small step* in the right direction for a town that seems to be plagued with cover-ups in an attempt to save their beloved football team. Two young men were sentenced to juvenile detention in the Steubenville rape case today. I suggest you look up what they put the victim through if you are not familiar with the story. Anyway, as per usual when the internet...
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Grant over here quickly made his Twitter account private after tweeting this one out. Do something despicable, sweep it under the rug…Catholic school education, folks!
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What do you do when the Catholic church selects it’s first Latin American pope? Obviously…YOU TWEET RACIST SHIT:
And then there were the SLEW of people who thought the Pope was Mexican because you know, it’s all the same, Argentina = Mexico…
I, for one, congratulate Cardinal Jose Bergoglio on becoming Pope Francis I. Now, let’s get to the...
